Pre-Requisites To Be In The Pakistani Film Industry

The Pakistani film industry is surrounded by questions, like:

• How did you get so fat
• Is this a real woman
• Where did the bullets go?

Analysis of the Pakistani films lead to this discovery:

1. Every Pakistani film must have a hero
   

• with a hairy chest, 
• who will avenge his violated sister/wife/mother/cousin/female relative/doggy, 
• who has eaten a whole Australian "baill", 
• who is a master of the Martial Arts.
  

   2.  The heroine must:

• have bleached mustache, 
• have bleached chest hair, 
• be able to cry-on-demand, 
• have "naice ayes" ( as per Meera's reference to her most valued asset- her eyes),
• be proficient in Sumo wrestling.

   3. The movie must have:

• a tree, 
• rain, 
• dancing.

For more on Meera and her shenanigans visit my other blog: www.meerafan.blogspot.com