Bushra Ansari Parodies Salma Agha - Ek Chakkay Kay Javed Ko

Year: April 1986

Venue: Sharjah Cricket Stadium, Sharjah, UAE

Occasion: Final of Australasia Cup, Pakistan Vs India

Match Summary: India batted first and scored 245 runs. Sunil Gavaskar top-scoring with 92. Pakistan left with a required run rate of 4.92 per over. Pakistan need 90 to win of the last ten overs. Javed Miandad came in to bat at number 4, with the score at 39 for 2 wickets, and the required run rate had risen to 7 an over. Miandad held the innings together. In a tense finale, the last over bowled by Chetan Sharma began with 10 runs required. During the over two wickets fell.

Current Situation: Last ball of Chetan Sharma's over will be faced by Miandad. Tauseef Ahmed is with him on the other end. India needs 1 wicket to win the match from the very last ball. Pakistan needs 4 more runs to win from the very last ball. Lets go the Commenators....

The Last ball coming up....
4 runs require....
..........
AND ITS A SIX!!!!
AND PAKISTAN HAVE WON!!!!
Unbelievable Victory by Pakistan!!!!
And Javed Miandad is the HERO of the Moment!!!!


PTV celebrated the occasion in a really classic way. Salma Agha sang a song Eik Bar Milo Hum Sey & it was aired on PTV in mid 80s. Bushra Ansari parodied it as Eik Chakkey Kay Javed Ko & it became an classic hit. With that song under her belt, Bushra Ansari became the Parody Queen of Pakistan.

Bushra Ansari - Hai Meri Angoothiaan

Pre-Requisites To Be In The Pakistani Film Industry

The Pakistani film industry is surrounded by questions, like:

• How did you get so fat
• Is this a real woman
• Where did the bullets go?

Analysis of the Pakistani films lead to this discovery:

1. Every Pakistani film must have a hero
   

• with a hairy chest, 
• who will avenge his violated sister/wife/mother/cousin/female relative/doggy, 
• who has eaten a whole Australian "baill", 
• who is a master of the Martial Arts.
  

   2.  The heroine must:

• have bleached mustache, 
• have bleached chest hair, 
• be able to cry-on-demand, 
• have "naice ayes" ( as per Meera's reference to her most valued asset- her eyes),
• be proficient in Sumo wrestling.

   3. The movie must have:

• a tree, 
• rain, 
• dancing.

For more on Meera and her shenanigans visit my other blog: www.meerafan.blogspot.com

Meera At Kara Film Festival

"Haseena Atom Bum"

Science trivia as per my firend:

* powerful gas expulsions by Mussarat Shaheen can ignite volcanic eruptions.....
* what do you get if you cross Miss Piggy and an overweight bunny? Mussarat Shaheen! :)